Mitch Friedman's Purple Burt

KURT, THE SNAPPING TURTLE

BIO: Born 1926 in California . . . Joined "Petunia's Portable Petting Place" in 1991 and soon became best friends with Purple Burt . . . Moves very slowly, no matter what . . . Keeps gasses sealed in glasses . . . Gives Purple Burt rides to work on his shell . . . Is very grouchy

  • Favorite color - Greenish-brown
  • Favorite food - Lettuce Loaf
  • Favorite song - "My Way"
  • Favorite thing to do - Be left alone!
  • Favorite holiday - Dr. Doolittle Day
  • Favorite polish - Turtle Wax
  • When I retire I want to be - Given daily foot massages by a pretty, young gecko

Written by Mitch Friedman © 2005 Meechmusic. About Mitch